DEATH ANNOUCEMENT.

scarabeus:

I’m very sad to announce that my fiance, Kon, has passed away due to internal injuries he received during a terrible horseback accident. We don’t know how exactly it happened, but we know one thing.

The pony went too fast.

It’s terrible news, I know, and I can barely speak through my anguish— therefore let me send him away with last, proper respects.

What’s up, Natasha?

thesnarkiestwonder:

-He twists around, hand straightening into a tense line as he karate chops Todd’s.- 

Must you talk about such disgusting things? In my presence?

Out!

-Chop chop.-

[ jerks his arm away, not fast enough to avoid the hit completely but at least he avoided the worst pain. ]

Heh, I’m juuuuust letting you know that you should never do it. Gross. And make sure she’s clean, otherwise you may catch something—

[ snickers, reaching to ruffle the other’s hair and turning on his heel. ]

Alright, alright, m’out.

Have fun, birdie.

[ salutes him again and walks away INTO THE SUNSET— not really. ]

thesnarkiestwonder:

-Swift kick to the knee.-

The image consists of you putting blood on my father—

But through the urethra. As if you had a uterus. 

[ ow. flinches a little but doesn’t lose his composure, reaching over to grab the other by the back of his neck. ]

I was thinking more about getting down on ladies during their period, which is absolutely fucking gross, but—

.. whatever floats your boat, little shit.

thesnarkiestwonder:

Too late.

Oh well.

You’re all welcome for the images.

[ salutes. ]

… pffft.

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